TOP 6 QUOTES THAT MAKE ME KELLY KAPOOR
6. So then the next movies moves to the top of the queue. So number five becomes number four. Number six becomes number five. Number three becomes number two. Etc, etc. And let's just say that I just sent back Love Actually, which was awesome. And they sent me Uptown Girls, which is also awesome. But guess what? Now I want to see Love Actually again but it's at the bottom of the queue! Oh no, what'll I do? What I do is this. I go online, I go "click, click, click," and I change the order of the queue so that I can see Love Actually as soon as I want to. It's so easy, Ryan. Do you really not know how Netflix works?
5. So I received my first valentine from a secret admirer. (opens envelope and reads from card) Roses are red. Violets are blue. Its time for your dental cleaning. And maybe a check-up too.
4. I can. You would have left me to fend for myself. Like that time we were on the Ferris Wheel and that kid dropped a milk shake on me and you just laughed.
3. I don't talk trash; I talk smack. They're totally different. Trash talk is all hypothetical like 'Your Mama's so fat she could eat the internet' but smack talk is happening like right now, like you're ugly and I know it for a fact cause I got the evidence right there.
2. My birthday was yesterday, and everybody forgot. I got really dressed up and excited, and no one said a word. There wasn't even a party. I think sometimes people are really mean to the hot, popular girl.
1. Don't hurt that bat, Creed! It's a living thing with feelings and a family!
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