Tribute to Jane and Katey

I love God!  He knows exactly what you need when you need it and today after a long and exhausting day of reading and writing He delivered the perfect gift.  This is a tribute to my two dear friends Jane and Katey who made me laugh so hard that I cried on more than one occasion.  I planned to meet them for dinner at Panera at 7.  I knew after being there for 5 hours I'd want and welcome a break at 7 even if I wasn't finished.  Luckily I finished shortly before they got there.  Praise the Lord.  Little did I know that I was in store for a 2 hour giggle fest in the middle of Panera, they were very gracious because we were loud!  Thankfully there weren't a lot of people so we yelped it up!  Below are the quotes of the evening.  Enjoy the randomness- they may not all be funny to you BUT they came at just the right time for me!!!!

Katey was taking random pictures of our time tonight and while Jane was trying to tell a story Katey told her to just ignore the camera- Jane's response: "I feel like Sarah Palin right now."  

Jane then went on to say " If I lived in Florida I could see Cuba, beat that Sarah!"

"Towner this guy I keep talking about is really funny and he did the best Chris Farley impersonation EVER, I  don't know who Chris Farley is... but I know how he works!"

"Its not even real, it can't be real he picks up an elephant and throws it- thats not even real"  (must use baffled voice)

Katey talked about wanting to take latin dance class, Jane said "Oh honey you come over here and I'll teach ya"

"This guy in the car was speaking in Thailand"... oh Jane Thailand isn't the language!

Jane: "Did anyone watch the news last night?  One of those M states had shoes all over the highway, and there wasn't even a wreck, they don't know how it happened.

Adrienne:  "Do you think an alien did it?"

Jane: (throws hands up in a frustrated manner)  " I don't know I don' live there!"

(really Jane thats the only thing keeping you from believing aliens did it?)

Katey: "Adrienne we can have an Office party and watch all the episodes.  We could dress up in suits. We could dress up in suits because we are watching the office.  We could dress all business like all classy because..."

Adrienne: "Katey I get it, its because we are watching The Office"

Katey: "I could bring my lunch pail but it would really be my dinner pail"